Valentine's day special

Krish : Chachu, aaj valentines day hai na?? Kaun hai aap ki valentine? 

HC : Koi bhi nahi... Tu hi la de mere liye koi achchi si ladki...

Krish : Theek hai Chachu... Main kayi ladkiyon ko jaanta hoon... Pehli hai Kastur...Dikhne mein mere tarah choti hai par bahut hoshyar hai...Aap use miliye phir decide keejiye...

* HC meets Kastur and comes back to Krish *

HC : Kitni baatein karti hai yeh Kastur... Mujhe dekhte hi apna bhashan shuru kar diya...Doodh peene ke sau advantages par non-stop lecture dene lagi... Is liye use reject kar diya...

Krish : Koi baat nahi... Aur bhi ladkiyan hain... Agli hai Heer...

* Heer se milkar HC vapas aaya *

HC : Heer toh ek number ki rotlu nikli... Mujhe dekhte hi "Prem Prem" chillane lagi aur zor zor se rone lagi... Rotlu kahi ki...

Krish : Is baar aisi ladki se milaunga jo bilkul nahi roti... Uska naam hai Taani...

* HC excite hokar Taani ke paas gaya aur kuch der baad lauta *

HC : Yeh Taani ek dum Junglee billi jaisi hai... Main 10min late pahuncha toh mera collar pakad kar mujhse jhagda karne lagi...  Yeh nahi chahiye mujhe...Mujhe toh ek shanth ladki chahiye...

Krish : Hai na meri Sia didi...Us se mil lo chachu...

* HC phir daud ke Sia se milne gaya aur kuch der baad Krish ke paas aaya *

HC : Krish...Tumhaari Sia didi ajeeb ladki hai... Pehle toh mujhse darr rahi thi...Phir achanak sherni ban gayi aur apni badi badi aankhon se mujhe ghoorne lagi... Main darr ke bhag gaya wahan se...Ab kya karoon?? 

Krish : No problem Chachu...Aapke itne saare pankhe hain... Unhi mein se kisi ko choose kar lo...

HC : Haan... Yeh idea sabse best hai...Mere pankhe zaroor in ladkiyon se achche honge... 

Bechara HC yeh nahi jaanta ki uske pankhe 15^th Feb ko hartal kar rahe hain...zor ka jhatka lagne mein kuch hi der baaki hai