Reporter (excited) : Welcome everyone, today we are going to chat with Shivraj Shekhar, the Collector of Jetsar...So Shiv, tell us something about yourself and your achievements...
Shiv (smilingly): Well, u see...I live in a circus where there are different species of people...I have a grandpa who keeps yapping all the time about his army days...
My dad is a cheerful fellow with no brains...My mom is a powerful lady with much more brains but of late, she too seems to be losing some of it...
My choti maa seems to be fine at present, but nothing can be guaranteed as she has an unpredictable character...
Also, a brother who keeps jumping around like a monkey to pull my leg...
then I have a sister who is constipated all the time and keeps glaring at every thing she comes across...
My dad is a cheerful fellow with no brains...My mom is a powerful lady with much more brains but of late, she too seems to be losing some of it... My choti maa seems to be fine at present, but nothing can be guaranteed as she has an unpredictable character... Also, a brother who keeps jumping around like a monkey to pull my leg... then I have a sister who is constipated all the time and keeps glaring at every thing she comes across...
And last but not the least I have a wife too'
Reporter (shocked): What?? Are u married? 
Do tell us something about your wife...
Do tell us something about your wife...
Shiv (winks at the reporter): She is none other than Anandi the Sarpanch...
what do I say about her? She is so multitalented...
She has taught me to smile even though she herself does not... She thinks so much about others that sometimes she even forgets that I'm her husband... Though she looks thin and tiny, she has the capability to give long and boring bhashans for hours...
Even if she is scared to come close to me, she leaves no chance to button up my shirt...
what do I say about her? She is so multitalented... She has taught me to smile even though she herself does not... She thinks so much about others that sometimes she even forgets that I'm her husband... Though she looks thin and tiny, she has the capability to give long and boring bhashans for hours... Even if she is scared to come close to me, she leaves no chance to button up my shirt...
Reporter (adoringly) : Hats off to u Mr. Shivraj Shekhar...
Your life is indeed very interesting...You have such talented people around u...
Your life is indeed very interesting...You have such talented people around u...
Shiv (extremely happy) : Of course. Nowadays, I have a full time duty of wiping Anandi's tears...you see, her eyes are just like a leaking tap...
Reporter (still shocked) : After hearing all the praises I just can't wait to meet your wife... So viewers, plz stay tuned for our next interview with the Sarpanch of Jetsar, Mrs. Anandi Shivraj Shekar...
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