Maha Muqabla for a date with HC

HC : Jo mere liye sabse achcha khana banayegi, usi ke saath main date par jaaunga 

 

Heer : Yeh competition main hi jeetungi... Main Harshad ke liye garma garam pooriyan banaungi..

HC : Iska khana khakar choohe bhi mar jaayenge... Dekhta hoon Taani ne mere liye kya banaya hai 

Taani : Harshu ke saath date par toh main hi jaaungi...  mera halwa hi sabse best hoga 

HC : Hey bhagwan...  Mere baare mein sochte sochte isne shakkar ki jagah namak daal diya  I hope Kastur is se better karegi 

Kastur : Harshad ji...mujhe toh khana banana aata hi nahi  is liye haldi wala doodh laayi hoon khaas aapke liye 

HC : Yeh sab se worst nikli  Seedhe disqualified  Dekhta hoon Sia kya kar rahi hai 

Sia : Date par toh sirf main jaaungi... yeh onion ka chilla Harshad ko zaroor pasand aayega 

HC : OMG... Kitna saara onion daal rahi hai... mujhe onion se allergy hai...aur aankhon se aansu bhi aa gaye   Yeh saari ladkiyan bewakoof nikli  

Heer, Taani, Kastur n Sia : Kahan gaya Harshad??? Khana toh ready hai 

Bechara HC !! Sab ka khana dekh kar depress ho gaya aur chup chaap jaakar so gaya