HC asks his pankhas to earnestly follow his TEN COMMANDMENTS :
1. Thou shalt have no other Gods before me. (You must not have any other God but me)
Har show ka main SIKANDAR... Viraj chuchoondar aur Ritesh Bandar...
2. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image! ((You must not make for yourself an idol)
Idol ki kya zaroorat?? Mujhe apne dil mein basa lo aur non-stop drool karte raho...
3. Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain (You must not misuse the name of the Lord your God)
Mere intezaar mein rona gidgidaana band karo...mujh par aitbaar karo kyunki jab main naye show mein aaunga toh zyada hotness phailaunga
4. Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy. (Remember to observe the Sabbath day by keeping it holy & free of work)
Hafte ke 6 din apna kaam karo...but the seventh day is dedicated to drool on me unconditionally...
5.Honour thy father and thy mother ((Honor your father and mother.)
Par shart hai ki who bhi mere pankhe ho...
6.Thou shalt not kill. (You must not murder)
Kisi doosre insaan ka katal na karo...use mera shirtless pic dikhao...mera hotness dekh kar apne aap mar jaayega
7. Thou shalt not commit adultery. (You must not commit adultery.)
Kabhi bhi Paraya dhan par nazar na daalo...lekin mujh par drool karna bilkul allowed hai chahe tum married ho ya unmarried
8. Thou shalt not steal. (You must not steal)
Chindhi chor na bano...sirf doosron ka dil churao meri tarah...
9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour. (You must not testify falsely against your neighbor.)
In sab pe time waste karne ke bajaye, mujh ko dekho...mann ko sukoon milega...
10. Thou shalt not covet (You must not covet your neighbor's belongings)
Padosi ke cheezon ko haath mat lagao...lekin agar padosi ke paas mere hot pics ho, to use pane ka laalach bura nahi hai...
EAST OR WEST...HC IS THE BEST !!!!!!
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