Reporter : Hello Everyone...Our special guest today is the famous Doctor of Jetsar, Dr.Jagdish Singh...
So Dr.Jagdish, I heard that you recently came back to Jetsar from Mumbai...did u treat any patients in Mumbai?
So Dr.Jagdish, I heard that you recently came back to Jetsar from Mumbai...did u treat any patients in Mumbai?
Jagya (excitedly): Oh yes! I had a patient who had severe headache...
I gave him the best treatment ever...I smacked his head continuously till the headache disappeared...
He was cured but all the smacking resulted in a huge lump on his head...
The only other thing worse than having a headache is to have a swollen head...
I gave him the best treatment ever...I smacked his head continuously till the headache disappeared... He was cured but all the smacking resulted in a huge lump on his head... The only other thing worse than having a headache is to have a swollen head...
Reporter (shocked, eyes popping out) : Unbelievable ! 
You are the most unique doctor I have met...
You are the most unique doctor I have met...
Jagya (blushing) : Thank u...
Reporter (continues) : Is it true that u remarried in Mumbai?
Jagya (sad lost looks): Yes...I fell in love with Gauri who looked like an innocent sheep but turned out to be a man-eating tigress...
You see, I left Anandi saying that her hands had the smell of sambhars and masalas... But I later realized that Gauri's hands have smell of BADBOODAAR masalas as she doesn't know cooking... She screams so much that I had four mini heart attacks at this age...
She kept sucking my blood for so many years along with her shameless parents...I changed from Ladesar to Gadhesar because of her...
You see, I left Anandi saying that her hands had the smell of sambhars and masalas... But I later realized that Gauri's hands have smell of BADBOODAAR masalas as she doesn't know cooking... She screams so much that I had four mini heart attacks at this age... She kept sucking my blood for so many years along with her shameless parents...I changed from Ladesar to Gadhesar because of her...
Reporter (feeling sorry for Jagya) : Oh That's so sad... That means u regret leaving Anandi?
That means u regret leaving Anandi?
Jagya (confused) :Actually no... Ever since Anandi became Sarpanch, she has slightly gone bonkers...
Her ten minute speech has extended to ten hours now...Even her cooking tastes extra salty as she keeps crying all the time...
Ever since Anandi became Sarpanch, she has slightly gone bonkers... Her ten minute speech has extended to ten hours now...Even her cooking tastes extra salty as she keeps crying all the time...
Reporter :Its been heard that you will take back the hospital at Jetsar built by your father which is being looked after by Lal Singh...Do you think Lal Singh will allow you to do so?
Jagya : No MAI KA LAL (Singh) can stop me from taking over the hospital... And anyway i'm much more experienced than Lal Singh...Viewers will also agree that I have shown them so many sides of mine...
Ladesar Jaggu, Lover Jaggu, Dhokebaaz Jaggu, House husband Jaggu, Cook Jaggu, Anandi-Gauri-Ganga ka Jaggu, Shiv ka dushman Jaggu - I am so talented... Hence I'm more worthy of the hospital...
And anyway i'm much more experienced than Lal Singh...Viewers will also agree that I have shown them so many sides of mine... Ladesar Jaggu, Lover Jaggu, Dhokebaaz Jaggu, House husband Jaggu, Cook Jaggu, Anandi-Gauri-Ganga ka Jaggu, Shiv ka dushman Jaggu - I am so talented... Hence I'm more worthy of the hospital...
All of a sudden Jagya spots Ganga who is passing by...His eyes are totally transfixed on her with expressions similar to that of a greedy kid drooling at ice candies near the shop...
He leaves the interview mid way and runs after her...
He leaves the interview mid way and runs after her...
The reporter is now fully convinced that Jaggu can never change ! ! 
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