JagMaG vs Sanchi

Sanchi is all set to battle with Ganga for Jagya...The ultimate decision lies with Jagya...who will win?

J : Lets have a battle of wits between both of u...whoever answers most of the questions right will marry me...

G : Hah...My Mannu can single handedly tackle this brainless girl...

S : Ok...Let me ask first...Who came first, the Chicken or the Egg? 

Mannu : The Egg... Dinosaurs laid eggs long before there were chickens... Now our turn...Who is the leader of ducks? 

S : The duck which enters the water first? 

Mannu : No... Its Frog...That's why its called MainDuck...

J : Yes...Yes...!!!! MaGan-1 Sanchi-0 

S : What is the difference b/w Ignorance and Self Control? 

Mannu : Simple...When u look at yourself in the mirror and don't laugh, it is called as IGNORANCE... When the viewers look at u and they don't laugh, it is called as SELF CONTROL... 

J : They're right... I'm also practicing self control nowadays...

Mannu : Which are the 2 places where a person never dies? 

S : Umm...heaven and hell? 

Mannu : Wrong... Cartoon Network and Star plus...

J : MaGan - 2 Sanchi - 0... Sanchi, if MaGan get the next answer right, they will be declared winners...

S : Noo...that cannot happen... I'll give them the most toughest question now...What is my age? 

MaGan : U are 22 yrs old...

S : OMG...how did u guess? 

Mannu : Well... My Nandu Bhai Sa is half your age i.e., 11 yrs and he is half mad...

J : I knew it...MaGan are the winners... I'm going to marry Ganga...

S : How dare u?  This is unfair... This is cheating... I'll not spare any of u...

J : Wow Ganga... Mannu is so clever... What is the secret behind his wisdom? 

Ganga : BOURNVITA...Tan ki Shakti, Mann ki shakti...